Bored Redheads - Trouble Then. . .
Still Trouble . . . .
Me: Dialing (cough cough) lowering voice
Me: "May I speak to Agent D. Please, yes, I'll wait."
Division of Wildlife Agent: "D. speaking, how can I help you?"
Me: "Yes I'd like to inquire as to when bayonet season is?"
Agent: "HUH. . . . did you say . . . bayonet?"
Me: "Yes, I'd like to take a deer using the bayonet on my Mauser "
Agent: " Wait. Miss. Did you say a Mauser? No. Firearm season doesn't start for a couple of weeks. You can't take a deer with a firearm yet."
Me: "I don't want to shoot it. OH no. I just want to Bayonet it! I've been practicing! I bet I can rush it now and kill it with one good poke."
Agent: (long pause. . . . heavy sigh)
Me: "Sir, Is it before or after Archery?"
Agent: Brigid?!. . . .
I'm lucky I have family members who have a good sense of humor. I promise, I may on occassion poke the bear, poke fun at politicians and do the hokie pokie, but I won't poke the deer.
Love - Brigid